BRITISH MATURE SEX ADVICE
- It’s a season of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
- There’s snow one like you.
- I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
- I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
- Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
- Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
- If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen because I bet you look this good year-round.
- Call me Rudolph because you just sleighed me.
- Even Santa doesn’t make candy as sweet as you.
- I was going to warm my hands by the fireplace but you’re much hotter.
- You’re not just a gift, you’re the whole package.
- You’re my eggnog: sweet, chill, and delish.
- Did it just start snowing in here? You took my breath away.
- You got the top spot on my Spotify Wrapped.
- Do you see what I see? You’re the perfect holiday date.
- Let’s get drinks ’cause I wanna get into the holiday ~spirit~ with you.
- I don’t need Christmas lights, you’re already shining so bright.
- Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, angel?
- Do you live in an igloo? Because you’re pretty cool.
- You’re hotter than cocoa.
